Monday, June 01, 2020

Ni Wa Wa 你哇哇 - A Nursery Song 歌谣

【你哇哇】– 青蛙歌谣 (改编自【泥娃娃】)
小时候常哼这首歌谣,易唱,节奏感强,同学边唱边学青蛙叫,乐得开怀!
如今政坛青蛙又再蠢蠢欲动准备跳,身为草民的我们还是唱青蛙歌谣取乐吧!
你哇哇,你哇哇 一个你哇哇
也有那眉毛 也有那眼睛 眼睛都成瞎 你哇哇,你哇哇 一个你哇哇
也有那双手 也有那双腿 只跳不会爬 他是个假哇哇 不是个真哇哇 他没有亲爱的妈妈 也没有爸爸 你哇哇,你哇哇 一个你哇哇
民做他妈妈 民做他爸爸 永远鞭挞他
贴一枚青蛙极限片,共赏
Ni Wa Wa – A nursery song (Chinese)
I used to sing and like this nursery song “ni wa wa” during my childhood days, it is a song about a girl doll made from the clay. Whenever we sang in the class, we would imitate the croaking sound of the frogs by humming the chorus “wa wa wa”. It is a rather easy song to sing, it was fun and enjoy while singing. Noting the Parliamentary Frogs are undergoing jumping at this moment, as a Rakyat of Malaysia, we feel ashame of the act of these jumping Frog MPs … What can we do ? Let’s sing along the “ni wa wa”and forget about these parliamentary Frogs.
Sharing here another Maximum card of a Frog, pls enjoy.
 
 

Sunday, May 31, 2020

Parliament MCO 国会也来个行管令!

国会也来个行管令!
马来西亚国会确实也该立法执行一个议员行管令,此行管令有别于阻断病毒传播的行管令,这是一个议员行为操守的管制令,在于阻断议员频频蛙跳的行为。议员跳槽好似病毒传染般的在国会内一再上演,朝野议员都一样,乌鸦一般黑!一日不给祭出蛙跳行管令,蛙跳确诊人数就无法被控制,也无从归零!阻断肺炎传播的行管令成功的给断了病毒传播链,也同时净化了地表的周遭环境,河流清了,天空蓝了,空气清新了!我们希望国会所拟出的议员行管令,也能成功阻断蛙跳传播链,进而净化政治的大环境,议员清流了,舞弊滥权少了,公平有了。我双手赞成国会来个蛙跳行管令!
贴一枚新加坡童谣“Si Katak Lompat" 极限片,共赏。
Parliament MCO
There is a need to introduce and implement a new Parliament MCO. This MCO is a different MCO as set for the Covid-19 pandemic, this MCO is somewhat a movement control order to bar MPs from moving from one party to the other. It is more a less an MCO to deter an MP from “Frog Jumping”. “Frog jumping” in parliament has become a political pandemic in Malaysia, be them the ruling party MPs or the Opposition party MPs, all alike! It is high time to stop the pandemic with the introduction of the MCO for the jumping Frogs, if not otherwise, the pandemic will NOT be eradicated one day. During the MCO for the covid-19 pandemic, new cases of covid-19 infections were successfully curbed, and on the other hand, the general environment around us has become cleaner, the rivers are turning clear, the skies are becoming blue, and the air are becoming fresh. We are hoping that the MCO tailored for the Frog jumping pandemic can similarly bring a fresher look to our parliament, Nil corruption, Nil abuse of power etc etc. I am raising my hands for the execution of a New MCO for Frog pandemic in parliament.
Sharing here a Singapore Maximum Card featuring the Nursery Rhyme "Si Katak Lompat", pls enjoy
 

Friday, May 29, 2020

wawasan 2020


Wawasan 2020
2020 华华先生?
马来西亚第四任首相马哈迪于1991年倡议了一个 wawasan 2020” 愿景。马来西亚自那一年开始的往后30年光景里就一直朝着这个愿景来推行建国计划。“wawasan 2020 “ 喊到2020年已成泡沫,一场梦想成空。看看 wawasan” 这个字,若以日本人一贯对于名字的称呼,那就是 wawa 先生”,那么 wawasan 2020 “, 岂不是直指 2020 华华先生”?是在预言马来西亚 2020 年是华华先生的天下 2020年还没有来到最后的一天,谁也不敢断定这么样的一个可能性?但是有一点可以肯定的,2020年是马来西亚建国以来国会/州会里盛产政治青蛙最多的一个年代,青蛙齐鸣“哇哇声 wawasan” 。不仅于此,2020 的马来西亚政治版图也一再的变,两大联盟 国盟和希盟只在一个议席之差的狭缝间互相挖角,天天在上演 着“挖挖商 wawasan”政治秀,边挖角边协商,两大联盟互呛各有所斩获。进入2020年,愿景不见了,财经股市只闻 “滑滑声 wawasan”,随着新冠肺炎病毒的侵袭,企业商家纷纷在倒闭,人人直喊 “哇哇声 wawasan “2020 就只剩下下半年了,你我还是束起腰带 “花花省 wawasan” 吧! 祝福大家!
贴一枚 2020 Vision Malaysia 马来西亚愿景极限片,共赏。
Wawasan 2020
The 4th Prime Minister of Malaysia first introduced “wawasan 2020” , a Malaysian vision for the year 2020. Malaysia had been spearheading towards the goal for the past 30 years.
Coming to 2020, the vision was NOT being able to achieve. Looking at the WAWASAN, if deciphered in Japanese, it can read as though  MR.WAWA …. Looking as if a hidden hint of the year 2020 belongs to Mr. WAWA , was it referring to Mr. Anwar ? Who knows, the year has not come to an end as yet, who can predict what is going to happen by then ?
Without looking further, vision 2020 goal is a failure in total, on the other hand we had witnessed in the Malaysian History, 2020 is the year with the most political KATAKs ever existed in the parliament , filling the parliament atmosphere with “wawa sound”!
Sharing here a maximum card of the Malaysia vision 2020 Maximum card, Pls enjoy.


Thursday, May 28, 2020

New Normal Durian

新常态榴莲
从小到大吃榴莲就是好享受与实体榴莲的一个亲密接触,可以透过观感,触觉,嗅觉与听觉与个别榴莲来个“互动”。榴莲不会开口说话,从观感,一个开始裂开了嘴的榴莲,可以肯定它已经逐渐“走味”“漏风”了;嗅一嗅榴莲,扑鼻芬香的浓郁味,可以略知榴莲果肉的够熟度;在耳边左右摇晃一个榴莲,内里果肉所传来的回应声,告诉你它是否熟透可以就即是吃了。各型各款,各种的体型的特征,让我们分辨各种不同的榴莲。一家大小围在一起吃榴莲,期待那开启出来的每一个榴莲,是苦,是甜,是半生熟,是生番薯?大家都在追问那抓取吃第一颗榴莲的人,从他/她的脸部表情去推敲该个榴莲的口味。每每遇到一个难于开启的榴莲时(比如D2种),一家大小都会围着那个操刀的人,看着他使劲手力去掰,给予加油和打气,榴莲开启了,大家才来为之而松下一口气!围食榴莲好比围炉一样,是一种联谊家庭感情的活动,一种难于去形容的享受!
好啦!新冠肺炎的来袭,人人已有心理准备,人人步入了一个新常态的生活日子。榴莲也在这个时候冒起了新常态。买卖榴莲放弃了实体摆卖,转战互联网,盒装榴莲果肉大行其道。新常态榴莲给人一个失去暖度的感觉,果肉冰冷的并排“躺”在透明的“棺盒“内,再也散发不出原有浓郁扑鼻的香,再也不能言语!一切只能由贩商来代言,贩商打着广告说,这是“猫山王”,盒装的果肉也无法“说服”你,它到底是不是猫山王!食用盒装榴莲,固然方便,从此也失去了围在一起食用榴莲的情趣了!新常态榴莲的出现,看来实体榴莲的买卖,即将加快脚步的走向历史,一天也只能让我们在回忆中去补抓一二了!
贴一枚传统榴莲摆卖极限片,共赏。
New Normal Durian
I used to eat durian by buying the Durian fruit in whole. Just like to get a real feel of a durian fruit. See it with your own eyes, feel it with your own hands, smell it with your own nose, hear the rattling sound of the fruit by shaking it near to the ears. Although, Durian does not speak, every fruit gives me a personal feel of the close encounter with the fruit. I do enjoy very much to eat durian with family members sitting closely around, eating durian enhances a family fellowship.
Covid-19 gives rise to a New Normal life, and so do Durian buying and selling activities. As it is, durian trading begins to forgo the trading by the streets and retail shops, aggressively, more are advertising and selling the fruit in transparent plastic boxes on internet. As end users, we are no longer buying durian in whole with fruits in a thorny husk. A New Normal Durian is one with fruits extracted and placed in a plastic box. Whether you like it or NOT, the age of New Normal Durian is coming …..
Sharing here a maximum card of a Durian Stall, Maximum card, Pls enjoy.
 

Wednesday, May 27, 2020

Believe

BElieVE 相信
Believe 这一个英文字还真有意思,有内涵。殊不知在 Believe 这一个字里头夹在中央的,深藏了一个 lie 字,暗里藏刀。Believe 里有 lie,(相信的里头暗藏了一个谎言),反之,lie 的里头却不可能有 believe, 谎言的当中永远也不存在一信。“相信 believe”是掌握在个人的信念当中,个人可以采信也可以拒绝相信。“谎言 lie”尽不属实,目的就是让人去“相信 believe”。我们正处在一个 believe 和 lie 角力搏斗的新世界。成千上万则的网路信息天天在转播,传播在我们之间,当中到底有多少是真消息?没人知晓 !说我们正处在一个“虚拟”的世界,一点都不为过,今天的传闻可以是属实,过了半天后,传闻也可以反转而成了一个假闻。Believe 里头的那一个 lie, 往往成了诈骗集团所操的一把利刃,不知要宰割了多少选择相信于它的无知普罗大众!愿者上钩,也除非你时刻保持警戒,一概不 believe(采信)所有陌生来源的信息!宁可相信信息当中都有lie 的存在!
报道日前斯里肯邦暗一所印度庙在行管令期间在庙中为教友举行婚礼,据说有百人参与了盛会。行管令期间,所有婚礼一概被禁止,也同时禁止超过 20 人的聚会。该印度庙住持,理事与新婚佳人亲友明显抵触了现时的法令。有网友拍了当天群众以整齐的装束出入庙宇,上载到互联网,引来网民的热烈讨论。疑似婚礼的视频吸引了警方的关注,因此警方也做出了一个积极的反应,立马到有关印度庙宇去探个虚实,不料婚礼已经举行完毕,群众也散了。庙宇住持接受了警方的盘问有关网上疯传在行管令时期在的这一场婚礼,住持淡定回答,那是一则已经过去了好一段日子的旧闻。警方就庙宇住持的解释,宣布了较前网传的婚礼信息是假新闻。
来这里,稍作打住,先来看看各方所发表的一些说话:
1. 网友拍疑似婚礼照片上传互联网,说 :一场违例的婚礼正在行管令时期举行。
反思 :网友的话,是 believe, 还是 lie 呢? 我们不知道 !
2. 庙宇住持被盘问有关婚礼传言时对警员说 :那时一场已经过了一段日子的旧闻。
反思 :住持的话,是 believe, 还是 lie 呢? 我们也不知道 !
3. 警察调查了庙宇后发言说 :听了住持的解释,那是一个旧闻。
反思 :警方选择了 believe 住持的话。警方怎确定住持不是在 lie 呢? 我们也不知道 !
4. 警方随后公布说 :网传庙宇婚礼视频是旧闻,假消息!警方的公布,是 believe, 还是 lie 呢? 我们更更不知道 !
哈 。。最后。。最后经住在庙宇附近的网友心存不忿,揭露了这是一场千真万确在行管令期间举行的婚礼 。。。因此事件当中是有人在说实话,也有一些人确实说了 lie 谎言 , 企图掩盖事实,而有一些人不求真实,选择了草草 believe 相信, 让 lie 谎言给牵着鼻子走了。许许多多的Believe 相信或是 lie 谎言, 自己判断吧,自求多福也!
Believe

The word ‘Believe’ has a “lie” embedded within, beware if you choose to believe a certain, there is always of a lie staying behind what you are believing.

There was a Hindu Wedding ceremony held during the CMCO @ a Hindu temple at Seri Kembangan, with an estimated attendees of a hundred, a video of it was viral on the internet. Police took note of the news and made an investigation at the said temple. The Temple respondent while questioned by the police said the wedding ceremony was an old news happened ages ago. Police took the word of the temple respondent and announced that the video posted on web was a Fake News.

Let us look at what was transpired and said :

1. A netizen posted the wedding video said : A wedding is undergoing at the temple with many attendees. Question : was the netizen statement accurate, you stand to believe or you think it was a lie ?

2. The Temple respondent firmly confirmed with the police said : the Wedding ceremony was an old news happened ages ago, there was no recent wedding conducted in the temple. Question : You stand to believe what had been said by the temple respondent , or you think what he had said was actually a lie ?

3. Police took the words of the temple respondent and said : The video posted on the web was FAKE. Question : was police jumping too quickly into a conclusion, is he risking himself of believing a lie ?

The neighbours living close to the Temple finally disclosed the truth of a wedding ceremony held at the Temple during the CMCO without observing the Rules. Obviously, in this incident, someone is telling lies , and many of us are lured into believing in their statements.

We are exposed to millions of news and messages daily on the web …. It is all up to you to take it , believe or NOT is up to you. Be ware of the Lie which is hiding within the Believe. Cheers.

Tuesday, May 26, 2020

签名惊魂 Signature Nightmare


签名惊魂
预防新冠肺炎,政府一纸通令,上馆子用餐,到超市商店,必须签名留下资料方便往后卫生部的追踪。千防万防,疏而有漏,谁会料到那一支让众人握过的签名笔却成了一个传播新冠肺炎的新媒介。你或许想都没想过,你都不曾和任何的潜伏病毒者有过直接的接触,然而那一支被带菌者握过的笔足以把病毒给传播给你。的确新常态的新生活,待我们去学习的细节与防范,还可真多!与此类推,上银行,邮政局,政府部门,开会签到等等等,凡有要你签名,填表格的,我们都是时候以新常态来取代我们一直以来惯用的旧常态。签名可别给签出个惊魂来!握笔前,请以消毒液清洗公用的那支笔,才好触摸它。安全起见,时时刻刻随身带着自己的笔,有备而用,新常态,处处受用!
贴一枚马来西亚邮票 - 爪夷书法极限片,共赏!

Signature Nightmare
Under MCO/CMCO, all are required to sign in before you dine in or walk into a mall/supermarket/retail outlet, this is to facilitate MOH for tracing records in case of a burst of a Covid-19 case. Do you know, the pen provided for the public can be a medium for the spread of Coronavirus ? Beware of holding the common pen used by everybody to sign on the visitor’s book, Do remember to sanitalize the pen before use OR carry along your own pen for the signing purpose. As the New Normal Life progresses, it is evitable the same order and practice will be implemented everywhere, you may need to sign tens and hundreds of time a week. Just to protect your ownself, use ONLY your own Pen ! Staysafe !
Sharing here a Khat writing Maximum Card, Pls enjoy.