Showing posts with label laughter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label laughter. Show all posts

Friday, August 07, 2020

数学化汉语

数学化汉语

数学化汉语若是串得妙,念起来还真是叫人拍案叫绝!日前读到这么一则数学方程式汉语,如下 :

话说一位数学女讲师与其数学教授闹离婚,在律师楼办理了离婚签字,愤然的在证书背面留下了一道数字方程式,这么写道 :

145 x 154 ÷ 4 (1 + 1)80

老教授绞劲脑汁,左演算,右演算,得不着一个满意的答案,还真是让离婚的老婆给将了一回,自认强项的数学,怎也无法算出一个答案来。教授没辙,只好公开求助数学系学生参与解题。最终有个学生破解了谜团,答案如下 :

“一事无成 一无是处 死王八蛋”

哈哈哈!笑笑就好!


Tuesday, November 11, 2014

【Laughter is the best Medicine 笑对明天】

【Laughter is the best Medicine 笑对明天】

Laughter is the best Medicine. Look at the Laughter Maximum card herein attached, laugh along with the laughter man and you will forget all your sorrows. As Matthew 6:34 says "Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own".

张口大笑是一剂良药,注视以下的这一枚“大笑”极限片,与“大笑伯”一同欢笑,你是否早已把烦恼抛到九霄云外了? 马太福音 6:34 “不要为明天忧虑,因為明天自有明天的忧虑,一天的难处一天当就夠了”。经节说得好,朋友们,笑对明天,一切皆好!


Festivals - Celebration in Diversity

Festivals - Celebration in Diversity